LEGISLATE VIRTUAL CONGRESS
IN GENERAL ASSEMBLY
July 25, 2021
An exective order to make Bacon Egg and Cheese Day a state holiday.
Governor Brandon Rivera
July 25, 2021, 11:25:15 PM
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Whereas we recognize that it is inhumane for a person to eat ramen for more than 120 consecutive days.
Whereas bacon, egg, and cheese is the greatest creation in the history of food.
Whereas bacon, egg, and cheese goes well with Arizona iced tea.
BE IT ENACTED BY LEGISLATE SENATORS VIRTUALLY ASSEMBLED THAT
Glossary of Terms:
Bacon: the best meat on the planet
Egg: the best protein on the planet
Cheese: the best dairy product on the planet
New York residents will now be required to celebrate Bacon Egg and Cheese Day on June 30th.
Any citzen that does not celebrate bacon, egg, and cheese day will be forced to eat ramen for the next 122 days (or until they admit that bacon, egg, and cheese is amazing).
Every year on June 30th, a statewide or national parade will be held in honor of bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches. Bagel Works, Dunkin Donuts, New York Jumbo Bagels, Bagel Shop, and other diners will be obligated to provide free bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches to all eligible New York citizens.
will go into effect on
June 30, 2022, 4:00:00 AM
The bill will go into effect on June 30, 2022.